Piadas Secas – The very best
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Dois litros de leite atravessaram a rua e foram atropelados. Um morreu, o outro não, porquê?
- Por que um deles era Longa Vida.
Porque é que o elefante não pega fogo?
- Porque ele ja é cinza.
O que é que a galinha foi fazer na igreja?
- Assistir à Missa do Galo.
Como é que as enzimas se reproduzem?
- Fica uma enzima da outra….
Por que o galo canta de olhos fechados?
- Porque ele já sabe a letra da música de cor.
O Batman pegou no seu bat-sapato social e no seu bat-blazer. Onde ele foi?
-A um Bat-zado.
Como é que o o Batman faz para que abram a bat-caverna?
- Ele bat-palma.
Como se faz uma omelete de chocolate ?
- Com ovos de páscoa !
Por que é que na Argentina as Vacas vivem a olhar para o céu?
- Porque tem “Boi nos Ares”!
Para que servem óculos verdes?
- Para verde perto…
Para que servem óculos vermelhos ?
- Para vermelhor..
Por que a mulher do Hulk se divorciou dele ?
- Porque ela queria um homem mais maduro…
Já conheces a piada do fotógrafo?
- Ainda não foi revelada.
Como se diz top-less em chinês?
- Xem-chu-tian.
E mini-saia?
- Vi-tu-cu
Sabes qual a diferença entre uma lagoa e uma padaria ?
- Na lagoa há sapinho, e na padaria “assa pão”.
O que é que um cromossoma diz para o outro?
- Cromossomos bonitos!
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